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Showing posts with label Best Blogs. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Why Seth Rogen Is Canada's Complete Comedic Actor

BY: GURU JAY


Comedy offers possibilities. Seth Rogen should play a role in Mission Impossible. He could spend some extra time in the gym with Tom Cruise's personal training help.

Canada's complete comedic actor puts the “Can” in Canada. You thought I was going to say trash or recycle bin maybe, didn't you? My advice is to light up your cigars because this thing called life is hard sometimes.

You see comedians light up the world in dark times. We need more laughter and less tears. That's why I'm blogging about comedy today.

Seth Rogen is one of my favorite comedians. You could argue that he is one of the best in showbiz. He just does a good job imitating Drake- that's all.

I'll never forget his joke about Facebook in Funny People. He gave Jonah Hill a comedy lesson. Plus, Adam Sandler got a few pointers (or should I say Pokes) from Seth.

I highly recommend watching Pineapple Express. Who else can't wait to see Seth and James Franco star in Pineapple Express 2? For one, Rogen and Franco go together like beans and cornbread. Who remembers Green Latern? Have you seen the controversial Interview movie?

I like Seth Rogen because he regulates the comedy world. Seth understands how to Dougie. He can teach you how to do it too.

While I'm on the topic of dancing, check out his Lip Sync Battle with Jimmy Fallon? It's on YouTube right now. You'll also enjoy his appearance on the Ellen Show.

In many ways, his comedy comes on you unexpectedly. He never forces his material. The laid back celebrity keeps a low profile and does what is needed.

Are you waiting for Neighbors 2 DVD to hit store shelves? Was Sausage Party funny? I feel Seth Rogen hasn't maximized his true potential yet. Could you imagine a Seth Rogen and Zach Galifianakiscollaboration? They could make a rap song to satisfy fans. With 4.5 million Twitter followers, that's a whole lot of potential greatness.

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Sunday, September 18, 2016

Emmys 2016 Recap: Red Carpet and Winners

BY: GURU JAY

Emmys 2016 Recap: Red Carpet and Winners


Could you feel the good vibrations on the red carpet last night?

Hopefully, you got a chance to watch the Emmy Awards. In this blog, we will experience it again. In case you missed it, you'll also appreciate my recap.

To begin with, the interviews set the tone for the night. There was a little something for everybody. Are you much into fashion and style? Did you enjoy seeing the actresses and actors strutting their stuffs?

We saw John Travolta and Amy Schumerarrive on the scene. Naturally, Amy said something inappropriate. And Travolta was cool like he's been- for the past 40 years.

The Emmys literally started up their engines as host Jimmy Kimmel hitchhiked with TV and showbiz's biggest stars. To start it off, he got a little Carpool Karaoke for us from James Corden. Of course, Jimmy was kicked out of the car because of his bad singing. Other celebrities including Julia Louis-Dreyfus kicked him to the curb.

Entertainment award shows are the highlight of an entertaining season. After all that hard work, talent is rightly rewarded by the Television Academy. There were tons of winners Sunday- too many to name everyone.

Jeffrey Tambor was the talk of the Tinseltown because of his performance in Transparent. It seems Transparent owned the night. In fact, Jimmy Kimmel handed Tambor an Emmy when the show first started.

Tori Kelly sang a beautiful Hallelujah honoring the memories of those we lost this year ending with Prince. Louie Anderson won the first award. Were fans pleased to see Mr. Robot take home an Emmy or what? Plus, Game of Thrones and Veep were recognized with multiple wins.

Moreover, The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story won big. Courtney B. Vance and Sterling K. Brown took home Best Actor and Best Supporting Actor, respectively. You also saw Key & Peele receive their respects they paid dearly for on the comedic side. It's all about sacrifice.

To be honest, the Emmys were dull but enjoyable with coffee. I don't fault the nominees because the TV shows themselves are incredible. I suggest more music and/or better clips next time. Otherwise, Everything was all good.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Don Cheadle: From Hotel Rwanda to House of Lies

BY: GURU JAY


From Hotel Rwanda to House of Lies, Don Cheadle has come a long way. Great actors come along in not so great times. And Don defines greatness.

You see Cheadle can play anyone, and he does it all too well. Moreover, he is instantly recognizable whether at the Waldorf Astoria or up in Harlem at the Cotton Club. Everybody likes Don Cheadle.

He readjusts his mirrors when the time is right. Plus, there is never a dull moment with the movie star in the driver's seat. I'm also interested in seeing Don Cheadle take his director's chair to the next level.

The chemistry between Don Cheadle and Kristen Bell is amazing. Maybe, I'll write a blog about Bell pretty soon. Didn't he bring the best out of her? Cheadle brings out the best in people because he is the best. That's why actors enjoy working with him. They strive for greatness together.

You see he has fans all over the world. Cheadle's starred in blockbusters and critically acclaimed films alike. It is incredible watching him perform with Robert Downey Jr in Iron Man and Captain America. What is more, he easily plays good cop/ bad cop. The Brooklyn's Finest actor has finely tuned his instrument. Who can deny Don Cheadle's talented abilities?

I feel Don Cheadle is elite because of his dedication. How else do you explain why House of Lies ran 5 successful seasons on Showtime? Without commitment at the top, nothing really happens.

Here's the truth about House of Lies. The show could have gone on forever. Cheadle's that much of an asset to any cast. Whatever the situation you put him in, he continually rises to the occasion.

Does he disappoint sometimes? Sure. I think Traitor was a blunder on his part. Still, you can't succeed without learning from failure.

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Wednesday, August 31, 2016

The Intangible Assets of Alessia Cara

BY: GURU JAY

The Intangible Assets of Alessia Cara


Do you believe in Alessia Cara? Her voice is like magic. I feel there's something special about her sound; and, I would like to pin point it.

The question is can science explain art. This music artist could have majored in science because her technique is cutting edge. Moreover, the I'm Yours singer's lyrics are a mix between a biomedical engineer's equation and a poet's stanza. Did you know Alessia Cara actually writes poetry and plays the guitar?

Without question, Alessia is an asset to showbiz. Plus, the Canadian has many intangible assets. She gets you both excited and indifferent with her singing and songwriting. Here is a genius song written by a 19 year old.

The celebrity competes with the crème de la crème and you know it. Still, it seems Alessia stays in one lane. She's a driven celebrity who drives solo by design.

You can't see everything. Like magic, sometimes you don't see her and right now you do see Alessia Cara. What is more, the celebrity has a solid fan base. She'll soon eclipse 1 million Facebook fans and Twitter followers. Cara can shake, rattle, and roll with Zendaya and Tinashe too.

Who would love to see her on the silver screen? She would probably make a better actress than singer because of her humility. Nowadays, the music industry contain the biggest egos.

Alessia Cara reminds me of Alicia Keys due to her messaging. That is an intangible asset. It's so hard finding lyrics with a deeper meaning.

Anyway, this celebrity was built for the entertainment business- this I know. You'll discover Alessia's durability due to her 'go get it' attitude and firm mindset. She's laid back, but not lazy.

A music brand must be built with platinum bricks. Yes, you can go for the gold but why not go even higher? Maybe, you need to adjust your mirrors once in a while.


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Sunday, August 28, 2016

Why Shawn Mendes Is NOT the New Justin Bieber

BY: GURU JAY

Why Shawn Mendes Is NOT the New Justin Bieber


It seems Shawn Mendes is the new Justin Bieber. He is dominating YouTube and Twitter. I would argue that his name is more famous than Taylor Swift in Canada. But can there really be another Justin Bieber?

Shawn Mendes just turned 18 years old, and now he has the whole world listening to his music. Remember Justin Bieber got off to an early start too. Isn't that something... they're both Canadian?

Outside Germany, Canada brews the best beer. Outside America, Canada breeds the best singers. Give extra credit to Drake and the Weeknd.

Mendes isn't old enough to drink alcohol in the United States. However, he's able to entertain drunken crowds. Maybe, they should increase the drinking age to 24 because that's when the brain's fully developed. Or maybe they should lower the drinking age to 18 because that's when men and women go to war.

Shawn Mendes puts the 'S' in Showbiz. Everyday he works hard on his craft to get better. Does he have to Show You? His sound is similar to Nick Jonas's Chains. Plus, the Stitches singer knows how to stitch up a track like Lil Wayne.

It's scary in a good way. You see Shawn still has untapped potential. Picture the young celebrity joining up forces with 5 Seconds of Summer on a possible tour. What if he made an entire album with Fifth Harmony? Let's hope Camila Cabello stays the course, although it appears she may go solo.

Music needs more Mendeses' and less one hit wonders. Yes, I love catchy lyrics like you do, but let's ask ourselves- what's the catch? Let's stop sacrificing great music for good.

Everybody has asked is Shawn Mendes the new Justin Bieber? My answer is NO. He is big enough to be his own man. You'll see.


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Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Why We Need Insurance On Donald Glover and Trevor Noah

BY: GURU JAY

Why We Need Insurance On Donald Glover and Trevor Noah


Donald Glover and Trevor Noah are two of the biggest names in comedy and entertainment. Movie industry executives come knocking on their doors. In other words, they'll always find work in showbiz because their brands are durable. What is more, Glover and Noah stay ready to shake, rattle, and roll.

Tina Fey took Donald under her wing when he was 21 years old as a writer for 30 Rock. Since then, the multi-talented entertainer has released rap albums, starred in comedy specials, and been featured in movies. Without question, the celebrity provides premium entertainment value. That's why he has appeared on premium cable channels such as Comedy Central.

South African sensation Trevor Noah turned his standup career into a comfy desk job. He is the perfect host for the Daily Show. He doesn't just make it look easy; you can tell he's having the time of his life. Nobody can deny the jolly good fellow's energy.

Trevor Noah and Donald Glover are two celebrities who can make a difference with their words. From Johannesburg to Pittsburgh, people care about what Trevor has to say. Moreover, Donald influences the comedy world because he is one of the hottest comedians right now.



Like the greats Richard Pryor and George Carlin, these comics aren't afraid to risk everything. They'll gladly leave it all out on the table if it means creating superior content. Also, their comedic IQs are on genius levels. You rarely see comedians who are able to appeal to everyone.

I chose to write about Donald and Trevor because they have opposing styles. You see the American is laid back and the South African is high-energy. When it's all said and done, we have a winning combination.


At the end of the day, these comedians are relevant. Plus, they make a killing from the comedy game. That's why we need insurance on Donald Glover and Trevor Noah.

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2016-2020 Olympics: From Rio to Tokyo

BY: GURU JAY

2016-2020 Olympics: From Rio to Tokyo


The 2016 Rio Olympics are over. The moments have been captured. The success stories are all written now.

It doesn't matter which country won the most gold. Regardless of your nation, we are in this whole world together. It really is a small world when you think about it. We might have different politics but we have the same biological characteristics.

The one major takeaway I get from the Olympics is- the idea of unity and harmony. Anything can be accomplished when people are united. Things may change for the betterment of society if we work in harmony like our fellow Olympians.

What was your favorite part of the Olympics? Did you like Michael Phelp's freestyle stroke and Usain Bolt's signature dash? Did you watch volleyball or basketball at all?

I saw many volleyball matches but I missed the basketball games, unfortunately. Of course, I still kept track of the events via Twitter though. Gymnastics, swimming, and track & field were big topics on social media- especially Simone Biles, Simone Manuel, Laurie Hernandez, Gabby Douglas, and Ryan Lochte.

What's more exciting than flips on a balance beam? Isn't it amazing how these athletes can keep their composures? You already know that they probably have stomachaches because of nerves. Heck, I bite my nails while just anticipating the next move they bust.

I caught a glimpse of the golf. Plus, I watched women's soccer. I know, you call it football outside the United States.

I would like to write more about sports at GuruJay.com. Please let me know if you would like to read more sports related articles. Here are some past stories Why Ronda Rousey Is A Sport and Movie Star, Top 10 Highest Paid Athletes.



In closing, the 2016 Rio Olympics were enjoyable from start to finish. It was wonderful to see many cultures come together in a positive light. Brazil put on a spectacular show. And now the torch has been passed to Tokyo. Can you wait until 2020?

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Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Enjoying a 5 Seconds of Summer Breeze

BY: GURU JAY

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This summer has been a hot one from Boston to Sydney. In Michigan, we were lucky to get a breeze on Sunday. I was so happy to get that cool air I had finally wanted. Hopefully, it keeps up.

What exactly is “cool air?” I call it a 5 Seconds of Summer Breeze. You see 5 Seconds of Summer defines coolness. And another word for air is breeze. Plus, Luke Hemmings, Michael Clifford, Calum Hood, and Ashton Irwin are keeping it up!

Do you feel the heat? 5 Seconds of Summer blazes with the best of them. I guarantee 5SOS can make you sweat. Just ask their 9.6 million Twitter followers if the pop rock band gets them hot and steamy.

Luckily, the band was discovered by One Direction on YouTube. Can you believe it all started in 2011 on a video streaming website? Right now 5SOS are going in one direction for certain. I bet 5SOS never imagined this level of fame in their wildest dreams. It may get to the point where the music group is actually bigger than One Direction.

Did you know this Australian band of high school classmates opened up for One Direction? Now, the question in showbiz is who can open up for 5 Seconds of Summer. In a matter of years, 5SOS have transitioned from entertainment lightweights to heavyweights. Who can deny that they are some of the most famous people on the planet?

What are your favorite 5 Seconds of Summer songs? I like Amnesia, the new Girls Talk Boys, and English Love Affair. You see the You Look So Perfect singers sound so perfect sometimes.


Final thoughts- the 5SOS Rejects have a good story to tell. The truth is that they were rejected. Things weren't easy at first. However, they persevered instead of perspiring. Relax and take time to enjoy the summer breeze if only for 5 seconds.


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Sunday, August 21, 2016

Jason Bourne Movie Review

BY: GURU JAY

Jason Bourne Movie Review


Matt Damon does it again. This time around as Jason Bourne, he is the best ever. Tommy Lee Jones and Alicia Vikander play an excellent supporting cast. Everything about this movie is excellent. That's why I give it an A, 5 stars out of 5.

I feel Jason Bourne is redemption in more ways than one. First, Matt Damon redeems the movie franchise. Second, Jason Bourne redeems David Webb.

Throughout the movie, the main character is searching for answers. In a sense, he finds an answer within himself. At times he encounters challenging questions.

What role did his father play in the program? Where does he go from here? Who can he trust? All these questions and more are answered by Jason Bourne himself.

The cinematographers delivered incredible images. Plus, Jason Bourne tells an interesting story. Give credit to spectacular writing and directing. I thoroughly enjoyed the fight scenes. There's a reason why Matt Damon is considered the best action movie star alongside Tom Cruise.

If you're fascinated with technology, the CIA, or politics, then watch Jason Bourne at your earliest convenience. It's the best movie I've seen all year. It's complete with a whole lot of finesse and power. There isn't any extra stuff cluttering the feed.

No one could have worked the CIA Director's part better than Tommy Lee Jones, except Morgan Freeman. Moreover, Alicia Vikander is almost perfect. Her accent only throws you off a tiny bit.

Lastly, Jason Bourne ends terrifically. I won't spoil it for you. All I'll say is you can never count Bourne out. He'll get to the bottom of it one way or another.


Get off the fence about seeing Jason Bourne, and get your butt in a seat. Don't miss out on premium entertainment. Once again, Matt Damon does it, only this time better.  

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Tuesday, August 16, 2016

How Zendaya and Tinashe Shake, Rattle, and Roll

BY: GURU JAY

My motto is: shake, rattle, and roll. Do you want to shake, rattle, and roll with me? Check out Guru Jay Archives at your leisure for the best blogs in entertainment.


Zendaya and Tinashe are two people I know who are ready to shake, rattle, and roll. At 19, it seems Zendaya already has it together. Her products sell easily. And few entertainers can do what she does. Also at 23, Tinashe has a lot going on.

Corrine Bailey Rae sings, “girl, put your records on.” Let's put Zendaya on Replay because she's been put on the map. Plus, her music continues to give fans benefits without a doubt.

Tinashe is giving the media headlines to write. Apparently, she's dating the 5 AM musician Calvin Harris. You see she's got plenty of tricks up her sleeves.

Zendaya is providing Something New. What is more, the singer, dancer, and actress is diversified in entertainment assets. As a Disney Alumni, she can relax knowing that royalty checks are coming in the mail. Moreover, the celebrities make money like Lil Wayne and 50 Cent.


What if Tinashe and Zendaya collaborated with Keke Palmer? Could you imagine Tinashe performing as a Hollywood actress? The Lexington, Kentucky songstress isn't too far off from making her showbiz dreams come true. I can see both of them possessing a Hollywood Star on the Walk of Fame in the very near future. One such hollywood star with a distant past is Elvis Presley.

Elvis sang, “Well I said shake, rattle and roll
I said shake rattle and roll
I said shake, rattle and roll
I said shake rattle and roll
Well you won't do right
To save your doggone soul”


In closing, Zendaya and Tinashe shake, rattle, and roll by engaging millions of fans everyday on social media. Do you follow them on Twitter and Instagram? Do you follow me on Twitter and Instagram? My Twitter handle is @IamGuruJay and my instagram is @TheGuruJay. Let's connect!

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Wednesday, August 10, 2016

How Lil Wayne and 50 Cent Make Money

BY: GURU JAY 

How Lil Wayne and 50 Cent Make Money


People can't wait until Lil Wayne drops a beat and 50 Cent drops a dime. It's a constant blast at concerts because these rappers don't stop the music or drop out. In other words, they get the party started and the fans hyped up.

Does it take One Direction to see I'm going somewhere with this? Lil Wayne and 50 Cent are on different levels than regular people. The Young Money rap artist and the I Get Money singer have earned their rights to be braggadocios.

Let Lil Wayne pour champagne on his cellphone. Does it matter if 50 Cent makes it rain in Da Club? He's not into making love anyway.

Rap is poetry. Lil Wayne and 50 Cent are thug poets. They tell vivid stories about their lifestyles before and after fame. They sell flossy images which the media loves to buy at whatever cost. 50 Cent has portrayed a gangster and turned into a legitimate businessman.

Did you know Lil Wayne aka Young Weezy doesn't sleep much? That's because he's superhuman. The celebrity said he'll catch up on ZZZs in retirement.


Moreover, I don't know what you heard about him but 50 Cent is a P.I.M.P. Like Snoop Dogg 50 has built a persona and there's no backing away from that right now. Do you watch Power on Starz? 50 Cent is 1 hell of an actor. He's the man. I really like the bridge to I'm the Man. Shout out to Sonny Digital.

Young Weezy is turning into a nightmare in a good way. Listening to Weezy's rap is like watching a horror movie. There's so much suspense and a lot of fire.

Oh yeah, for some reason I think about popcorn too. Maybe, A Milli gets stuck in your frontal lobe every time you play it. Lil Wayne has that verse: You pop em cause we pop em like Orville Redenbacher.

You see, his lyrics should be dissected like frogs in a science class and digested like peas in a pod.


In a nutshell, Lil Wayne and 50 Cent make money by simply telling vivid stories and selling flossy images. 

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Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Can You Get More Famous Than Michael Jackson?

BY: GURU JAY


Can you get more famous than Michael Jackson? The King of Pop ruled popular culture with a velvet glove and red leather jacket. He still has wild fans going crazy all over the place. Plus, he had a big fortune in addition to fame.

Nobody, not even Beyonce, can get more famous than Michael Jackson. Beyonce may wind up with more money, but not fame. Let me know if you disagree.

Like Prince, Whitney Houston and Aaliyah Michael Jackson gave his all. He displayed passion and compassion. Further, he was highly regarded as a humanitarian.

When it came to premium entertainers, Michael was the best they came. His singing voice was accurate beyond belief. His dance moves mesmerized crowds. He understood how to entertain. That's why he was great.

When he died, people immediately thought he faked his death like Elvis and Tupac supposedly had done.


Everyone can name a Michael Jackson song. Almost everyone has seen one of his music videos. Have you tried moon walking? Michael popularized it!

What are your favorite Michael Jackson songs and music videos? Some of my favorites are: You Rock My World, Black or White, Smooth Criminal, and Dirty Diana. Are you a fan of the Jackson 5? I love Who's Loving You?, I Want You Back, and ABC.

You'll find people dancing to Thriller from New York to as far as Tokyo. The whole world knows “Billie Jean is not my lover.” “She's just a girl who says I am the one.” And according to Maury, you are not the father!

Michael Jackson has sold an estimated 400 million records internationally. Moreover, the Thriller album is the greatest selling album of all time with 65 million claimed sales. It's easy to claim that billions around the world are familiar with MJ's rhythm and blues.


Final thoughts, can you get more famous than the King of Pop? Without question, you simply can't get more famous than Michael Jackson. Many will try to, though.

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Sunday, July 31, 2016

Why Keke Palmer Is a Premium Entertainer

BY: GURU JAY



Who chooses Keke Palmer? The entertainer does everything right. Plus, she looks good doing it!

Without question, Keke Palmer has her hands full as an actress, presenter, TV personality, and singer. It seems she has too much talent for her own good. I'm a fan because I recognize premium entertainment when I watch it. And Keke Palmer is a premium entertainer. 

What is a premium entertainer? Someone who delivers the best goods and services at the best cost. Keke is never overpaid, although she always works overtime. In other words, Palmer knocks it out the park and puts the ball in the hole. 

How does she control herself? How do YOU control yourself in her presence? The celebrity presents carefully crafted images. What you see is what you get. Moreover, Keke's unbelievable and unforgettable.

Remember the name Keke Palmer for years to come. She could play First Lady Michelle Obama in a movie. This actress is highly capable of winning Golden Globes and Grammys. Maybe, even an Oscar.

She has incredible range not only as an actor but as a singer too. I spent some time watching her music videos today. Her sound is rock solid. She could shake the ground with that voice. I almost lost track of time looking at that sexy girl.


Right now, Keke Palmer is a major brand name. Who doesn't want a commercial starring the actress? You've seen her face and body on countless magazine covers for a host of reasons.

Crown the Scream Queens star victorious. Also, don't forget to check out her new movie called Pimp. Keke plays a female pimp situated in the Bronx named Wednesday.

Finally, I choose Keke Palmer as one of my favorites because she's a professional. The True Jackson, VP star is true to her craft. She can be my Vice President, that's for sure. She does what it takes, and she has what it takes.

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Friday, July 8, 2016

How Hot Is Iggy Azalea?

BY: GURU JAY


Iggy Azalea is one of the hottest rappers right now. Who can match her vocal intensity, provocative lyrics, and fluid flow? The Team singer plays the rap game like basketball.

She’s dribbling on records, tossing free throws in rhymes, and slam dunking on her foes. The Black Widow makes every verse count. Needless to say, she doesn’t need Nick Young to shoot 3 pointers for her. I’ve seen Iggy come up half court and do a Steph Curry.

You see Iggy Azalea teams up with the best people. She has collaborated with the likes of Jennifer Lopez, T.I., and Britney Spears. What is more, she’s changing before our very eyes.

At one point in time, all she received was bad news. Nowadays, Iggy’s name is associated with the best of times. Charles Dickens could have wrote a book about her if he were still alive. It would be titled The Tale of Two Iggies.

I like how she wears her hair. Does Iggy Azalea present the best possible image or what? She’s so seductive.

The Australian rapper satisfies everyone. Whether you drink Coke or Pepsi, you’ll enjoy Iggy. Like nostrils, your tastebuds never tell a lie. Moreover, this celebrity’s endorsement carries a lot of calories unlike Coke Zero and Diet Pepsi.

Has Iggy Azalea been dieting? How hot is Iggy Azalea? Doesn’t the entertainer look great in a bikini? Her Instagram photos tell only part of the story. At 26 years old, how sexier could she get posing on the beach and with Serena Williams?

Photos By: Wikimedia Commons

You’ve seen her riding on top of horses and other things too. She sticks up the middle finger because sexy is her middle name. Although I still feel Nicki Minaj remains the best female rapper, I wonder how close the New Classic is to becoming the new number one.

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Thursday, July 7, 2016

Who Prefers Khloe Kardashian?

BY: GURU JAY


It's hard Keeping Up with the Kardashians. There are so many Kardashians to choose from. Do you want to know how to be like Kim? Will Robert marry Blac Chyna? Who prefers Khloe?

Whenever I ask people who their favorite Kardashian is, they say “Khloe” the majority of the time. What is it about Khloe Kardashian that people find fascinating? Is it sheer good looks? I believe I know the answer.

Khloe represents the ideal woman. Her body type isn't too perfect. In other words, it's achievable. She worked hard for her body and she treats it right.

Also, the celebrity’s personality suits the average person best. Out of all the Kardashians, people can relate to her the most. Plus she keeps it real.

Khloe can play any part given, but she plays herself. It makes the Paparazzi’s day to spot this celeb in a tight bikini. TV and showbiz is not the same without Kim’s little sister.

You must admire Khloe’s supportive and caring nature. She goes beyond the calls of duties. She’s a trooper, who understands what being a family unit is all about. The Kardashians/Jenners were able to profit from their thriving entertainment business by working together.

Give Kardashian extra credit for style. She stays in the news because making a fashion statement is a top priority. What is more, Khloe makes it look so easy. But it’s not easy keeping Kylie Jenner on track.


What color do you like Khloe’s hair? Maybe, you’re a gentleman who prefers blonde. Perhaps, you like it au naturel. Celebrities must constantly maintain their appearances, because when they don’t it’s broadcasted to the whole world.

I prefer Khloe Kardashian because she causes less drama. Life’s too short to nitpick over everything. Khloe doesn’t ask for much. She just wants what Christina Aguilera wants… “whatever makes me happy sets you free.”

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Monday, July 4, 2016

Who Do You Choose? James Corden Vs. Seth Meyers

BY: GURU JAY



Who do you watch late at night? After Jimmy Fallon, Kimmel, and Stephen Colbert, James Corden and Seth Meyers comes on.  How can you watch both at the same time?  Who do you choose? It depends on what you want.
Go with James Corden for pure entertainment. He offers the full package. However, if you want some spin with your ride, Seth is the one.  Do I sound like a car salesman? That’s the point.

Picture buying a brand new set of wheels off my dealership...The James Corden or the Seth Meyers. They both provide premium entertainment at an affordable cost.

I remember the very first Corden's Carpool Karaoke. Stevie Wonder was behind the steering wheel getting ready to drive. I've always been wonderful and from then on I became a James Corden fan.

The comedic actor’s performance in Begin Again was noteworthy. I also like how on The Late Late Show he calls everybody out at the same time plus his tag line “And this is The Late Late Show.”  I used to blog “This is the Guru Jay” when I first started.


Now, Seth Meyers handles his business. Having Fred Armisen play in the band was a brilliant move.  Bobby Fischer couldn't make a bolder opening.

Seth Meyers uses satire like trash bags. He always throws away a joke. His Saturday Night Live days prepared him well.  I think he's a better interviewer than James Corden.

But I feel JC is the best comedian. That's saying a lot because I used to be more familiar with Seth.  And I love SNL like baseball. Who do I choose?

Entertainment-wise my first choice is James Corden. His show defines variety. He doesn't have an issue with doing it all. On the flip side, I feel Myers specializes in political humor. Guess who majored in political science?

Does Seth Meyers remind you of Alex Keaton/ Michael J. Fox from Family Ties? At the end of the day it's all about sense of humor. Both celebrities have sharp senses. Kinda cheesy?

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